happy halloween!


Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter? A: Pumpkin Pi.
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern? A: With a pumpkin patch.
Q: How do you know if a ghost is lying? A: You can see right through him.
Q: How can you tell when a window is scared? A: They get shudders.
Q: What is a vampires favorite mode of transportation? A : A blood vessel.
1 Comments:
It's OK Maddy. Just don't let them try stuffing you inside a Turkey in another 3 weeks.
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